A gentleman is
Charming,
Polite,
Chivalrous,
Well-spoken,
Intelligent,
Tolerant,
Kind,
Gentle,
Does not chew with his mouth open,
Does not have his elbows on the table,
(Any joints on the table must be carved),
Does not call people names,
Is proper,
And does not impose,
Is fashionably late or early,
Takes pride in his appearance,
Goes down on one knee to propose,
Lends a lady his umbrella in the rain,
Gives a handkerchief to a crying girl.
You, on the other hand
Hayner had seen how easily girls threw themselves at Seifer when he had asked, Olette had replied 'it's his charm'. So now Seifer was charmi
The maker makes it
"Hey Phil, we got another order" The man shouts.
"What is it this time Frank?" Their orders had all been the cheapest ones recently, so he hoped it was something expensive.
"Blue marble, with the works. They also want the guy's name carved on it. Only the best will do for this guy." Phil got his wish.
The buyer buys it
"Good afternoon, how can I help you?" the cheerful brunette at the front desk greeted.
'why is she so happy? Doesn't she know what she's selling here?'
"Hi, I'm Seifer Almasy. I've been looking through your catalogue and I wanted to buy an adult-size blue marble casket with chocolate-brown lining" to
Before, when they were younger, Hayner wondered what it would be like sitting at Seifer's funeral, because the other was at least six years older than him, and Hayner had always been the healthier one. That was the way it worked in their relationship. Hayner was healthier and Seifer was stronger. Hayner had endurance and Seifer had speed. Hayner could run 10K in forty-five minutes, and Seifer could run a mile in under two minutes. It was the way it had always been and the way they thought it always would be.
It broke Seifer's heart to be sitting here at Hayner's funeral, crying his eyes out and forgetting for a little while that he had a r
Joke
"Well what else are you going to do? The only thing you two have never tried to do is make each other laugh. You've fought tooth and nail since before even I knew you, you've made out whilst drunk several times and both still claim you aren't gay and don't like each other-"
"I don't like him! He started it every time and being pinned to a wall doesn't leave much manoeuvring room, you know." Hayner interrupted Olette, who rolled her eyes. "Besides, what's the point in trying to make each other laugh when we don't even like each other? And he laughs at me enough anyway "
"Well at least try. Look, Fuu's talking to him as well, so ma